-if you're a single guy, there are tampons in your bathroom cabinet
-going to the movies requires an advanced degree in negotiation
-you rent a movie that you wouldn't get caught dead watching normally
-you argue about doing the laundry
Here's how it goes-you've been single doing the laundry your way quite well thank you, no you live with this person who thinks your way is wrong and their way is right. Here's our fight-The dryer. It's about knob control. You guys know it, timed dry or automatic dry. More dry/less dry. The timeless argument. "No beat on rock five times, no, Ogg beat on rock 10." Adam and Eve fighting about fig leaf drying. "Let's ask the snake." Big mistake. The snake is clearly a timed dry guy. Plus he's an Apple guy and you're a PC. And that's where the problems started.
They do our laundry for us here. Pretty cool. Except now I have a bunch of blue underpants. Hey how about a little separation of colors and whites? I'm just saying. Plus I didn't have anything blue in my bag. So the mixing of someone else's laundry and mine have caused off white to take on a whole new meaning. Oh well, no one's gonna see them.
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