My new, zipper-less boots have arrived and they are instantly comfortable. Being old, I remember having the "break in" period of boots. Now boots and shoes are comfortable out of the box. When the DVD player broke at home my first thought was to get it fixed, but of course it was better and cheaper to get a new one. We did the computer monitor fixed which, of course, was more expensive than buying a newer one. I am a "hunt and pecker" when it comes to typing, I mean keyboarding. I never learned to type in High School, just how to use a quill. I am also a pecker checker, but that's at work. Moving on...
I have a rechargeable razor that runs on 220 but we have 110 in the room so I have a converter to go the other way. It has a recharge light on it. Which failed me as the razor died halfway through shaving. Half a shaved face, very attractive. Luckily I had my backup plug in. Why not use blade you ask? Because I have a face like a baby's butt. Yes, I would be at the Role 3 getting a blood transfusion half way through the shave. Not enough tissue in the world to stop the bleeding. So sad to be both butt ugly and have facial clotting factors of a hemophiliac. I actually like having a shaved face. I think I look good with a beard but E thinks that I look like 90 year old pirate. "Hemophiliac gray beard" Arrrr I needs me some factor VII. My parrot's name is platelets. And my hand is a hook. An IV hook.
I think I need more tea......
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