Maybe Bill Gates is the antichrist..

-I just heard that the rapture has been rescheduled until October 21, my birthday. Seriously? So, start sending those presents now folks. Why is it that if you tell people that you hear voices or the world will end you get put in the looney bin unless you say God talked to you and you have a radio show, then it's all good? This does not imply that you should not still send present, though. Can't be too careful.

-My cell phone is recharged with a calling card. I get 1000 minutes a month. I use maybe 10. I now am 2990 to the positive. Hello, God......

-I put in a request to have my air conditioner fixed while I was on R and R . They showed up 3 weeks later at 8:30 at night, stuck their hand up and said, 'you are good, sir, please sign here." Did God send you?

-I heard that in the true tradition of my alma mater, Stanford was 60 out of 61 to put in their request to participate in the student academic bowl at the national PA conference in Las Vegas, obviously they didn't get in (God's will) But the better news? My friend Kathy's alma mater, San Joaquin Valley College was 61.

-My friend Garth is here. I think that he maybe getting over the ,"Oh God what have I gotten myself into?" shock.

-Slow internet is the work of the devil. And Bill Gates. (Same thing? I love my MAC)

-I write myself notes to remind about stuff to blog. I have the following: FF, time off ambulance, handed phone. God knows what they mean.

-Wait I remember one. I was standing in the middle of the clinic. It was crazy busy when Z handed me the Bat phone. "Hello. I said. Who's this?" the other voice said. "This is Mark Caplin the clinic PA, who's this?" I said. "This is your ambulance crew, we have a 37 year old male having a seizure..." I didn't even know that they had gone a call. For the love of god....

-I had a firefighter come in who quit so he could got get medical treatment in Australia. He lives in Southern California. So his Chief called to get him un-resigned. But his injury wasn't that bad. And it happened two weeks ago and he didn't report it. Now he wants a worker's comp. claim. Turns out that he really met an Australian women on Facebook. And, well, you can figure out the rest. (Oh that's what the "FF"means...)

Sweet baby Jesus....